The Sham-wow guy has been arrested! Yes, my friends, its sad but true. Here is the story:
Vince Shlomi, best known as television's ShamWow! guy, was arrested in Miami last month. For beating up a prostitute. Who allegedly tried to bite his tongue out.
The Smoking Gun got hold of the police report and Mr. Shlomi's mug shot, and as you can see, he didn't escape unscathed. But neither did she. The facts of the case, briefly, according to the police report:
- Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
- She propositions him for "straight sex." He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
- He kisses her.
- She "bit his tongue and would not let go."
- He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
- He runs down to the hotel lobby.
- They both get arrested.
Did I mentioned that I was stunned? :-) The whole "as seen on TV" world is shaken up I am sure. LOL
6 comments:
darn... And I just bought sham wows... sigh...
He looks a lot younger in the commercials.
Biting your tongue...that would be a Sham-OW! Ha ha!
It's a sad day indeed! If there is a silver lining, it's that he is making enough money from Sham-Wow to afford a prostitute...and he is not prostituting himself...
May I add an 'ewwww'?
~AM
Well, on the one hand...EVERYBODY knows that prostitutes don't kiss. It's too personal. But on the other hand...$1000 for STRAIGHT sex? Whoa, who knew. It looks to me like not only did she bite his tongue, she also beat the shit outta him! That'll teach him to keep his sham-wow to himself!
Any word on the people who sell the Wonder Hanger? BWAHAHAHAHA!
Shazam Wow! I was going to get this. Does it work? Hallie said today she hopes we find our John. Um....is this Six Degrees of Separation? I'm losing my mind.
You should see what she looked like! He beat the you-know-what out of her. Wow.
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